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Old 07-18-2003, 10:53 PM
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Originally posted by Tedster
He used to have a talk show.
Old 07-19-2003, 07:02 AM
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When the green flag drops, the IQs go to single digits.
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Here's another one-
More races are won with age and treachery than with youth and talent.
Old 07-19-2003, 03:04 PM
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"Just because i wont race you, doesnt mean i cant kick your ass!"
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powered by HONDA, I eat em for breakfast!!!
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Originally posted by kfoote

"You have enough power when you can leave rubber on the pavement from the exit of the corner to the braking point of the next corner all the way around the track" -Phil Donahue's response as to whether or not his Porsche 917/30 had enough power.


oops, my bad. Original post changed to MARK Donahue. My bad. I watched too much daytime TV as a child.
Old 07-22-2003, 05:39 PM
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Real racecars don't have fenders.
Old 08-05-2003, 08:54 PM
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There are 2 kinds of racers, cheaters and losers. -Mark Donohue

Racing is the sport that turns money into noise. -Roger Penske

Racing is a lot like standing in a wind tunnel tearing up hundred dollar bills. -Roger Penske

Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. -Enzo Ferrari

What the *%$&^## was that?!?! Bryan Herta after Alez Zanardi passed him in the corkscrew at Laguna Seca

The only replacement for displacement is technology.



(Ok, some of these are not direct quotes but express the idea of the quote as well as I can remember) (And the second last one I just made up...)
Old 08-06-2003, 05:45 AM
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If your not sliding, your not driving
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