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Old 07-17-2003, 06:14 AM
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Default Racing jokes and sayings
I know very few, and they're all a bit depresing.
  • Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
  • There are old racers, and there are bold racers. But there are no old, bold racers.
  • How do you make a small fortune in racing? Start with a large one.


Got any others?
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If your car handles like it's on rails, you're not going fast enough!

(on the Nurburgring) If you're not seeing air at [Flugplatz, Pflanzgarten], you're not going fast enough!

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I've spent most of my money on women, booze, and racing.

The rest I just wasted...
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"Racing is an addiction, and the only cure is...................Poverty"
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All purpose diagnosis of crash/spin: "Went into the turn too hot, and ran out of talent."
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Seen on a t-shirt at a recent autocross:

"The older I get ... the faster I was".
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"It doesnt matter if u win by an inch or a mile...winnings winning!"














hehehe sorry i couldnt resist.
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Never forget that it takes more than $100k of mods to an S2000 to beat a Jetta!

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From an old prosolo shirt:

If autocrossing was any easier they'd call it road racing.
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