I.A.A. Performance Evaluation Notes
10-06-2005, 09:49 AM
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I.A.A. Performance Evaluation Notes
Just thought you guys would like to see what some of our employers think of us. 
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." -POPEYE
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."-Andy
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."-Dave
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."-Me
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."-Tim
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."-Tim
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."-Me
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."-DAVE
15. "He's been working with glue too much."-Rich
16. "He would argue with a signpost."-Gary
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."-Popeye
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."-Me
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."-Dave
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."-Chase
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."-Westsidebilly
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."-HondaMann
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."-Joe
24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."-Me
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."-Me
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."-Scott
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."-Chase
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."-Andy
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."-Me
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."-Popeye "Then he swallowed"
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."J-oe
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed." -POPEYE
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."-Andy
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."-Dave
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."-Me
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."-Tim
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."-Tim
11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."-Me
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."-DAVE
15. "He's been working with glue too much."-Rich
16. "He would argue with a signpost."-Gary
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."-Popeye
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."-Me
19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."-Dave
20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."-Chase
21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."-Westsidebilly
22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."-HondaMann
23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."-Joe
24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."-Me
25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."-Me
26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."-Scott
27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."-Chase
28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."-Andy
29. "One neuron short of a synapse."-Me
30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."-Popeye "Then he swallowed"
31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."J-oe
32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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10-06-2005, 12:26 PM
#9
I'm looking forward to IAA sexual harassment training. Popeye would make a good teacher.
10-06-2005, 12:27 PM
#10
You missed one, too...
"Can't count to 32. Needs a calculator for basic math. Promote immediately."
"Can't count to 32. Needs a calculator for basic math. Promote immediately."