If you've ever put exhaust on your car because it sounds cool....you might be a ricer.
If you've ever painted parts of the interior of your car yellow with spray paint you bought at Pep Boys even though your car is red...you might be a ricer.
If you've ever put anything on your car that you bought at Pep boys....you might be a ricer.
If you've ever painted your brake DRUMS....you might be a ricer
If you have a guage pillar in you car and it's reading Hz, Db, and voltage of you stereo....you might be a ricer
If you have a boost guage, but no boost....you might be a ricer
If you are white, drive a domestic, and have japanese stickers on you car that mean "strength" and "wisdom"....you might be a ricer
If you have Hubcaps....you might be a ricer
If you have Concept Five rims (not Racing Hart C5's)....you might be a ricer.
If you talk about that Jap Spec motor that you are about to put into your Escort....you might be a ricer
If you drive some kind of car other than mine, and yet try to tell me about MY car and what I should do to it next....you might be a ricer
If you have an APC sticker on your windshield....you might be a ricer
If you have Altezza's on your car and it did not come with them....you ARE a ricer
And finally, if you have the most beautiful import in the U.S., it's turboed, Jap spec, hybrid, it's got NOS, it's got Volks, it's got carbon fiber EVERYWHERE, but you drive around with your seat as far back as you can put it and still reach the pedals and you lean waaaay to one side as you drive as if to say "Ya, I'm the shit yo"....You ARE a ****ing ricer and you can eat my ass

 

sorry....venting...I hate rice

 

I eat my rice with a

 

you guys aren't very creative. come on. ...you might be a ricer if.....

 

These two kids at my school, were trying to tell me a STOCK honda s2000 is a rice roket, because its a japanes sports car..idiots huh?

 

S2000's are ricey

 

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eh, everyone has their own opinions what rice is.

 

let me vent too...
you're a ricer if you put on loud music from a cassette player in your 92 stock Protege
you're a ricer if you do a burnout in a stock 90' Civic Hatchback
you're a ricer if you modify the front end to make it totally different from the stock form...
thats all i can think of...

 

If your license plate is on the dash of your car....you might be a ricer.
If your rear license has been relocated to the side of your bumper....you might be a ricer
If you put a body kit on your car and you don't paint it....you might be a ricer
If the metallic flake in your paint resembles that on a bass boat....you might be a ricer

 

If you have lighted windshield washers or any neon lights in the general vicinity of your car....

Phi