S2KI Honda S2000 Forums

Off-topic Talk Where overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.

What to do in an emergency...

Thread Tools
 
Old 03-14-2003, 07:19 AM
  #1  
Registered User
Thread Starter
 
cykogirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Denver
Posts: 1,753
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default What to do in an emergency...
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/wlee1433/emergency.html



cykogirl is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-14-2003, 07:47 AM
  #2  
Registered User
 
s2000qtee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: N to the Y to the C
Posts: 10,963
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
that is freakin hilarious!!! i especially like the one that terrorists have pinkeye leprosy and rub their hands together manically..
s2000qtee is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-14-2003, 07:53 AM
  #3  
 
smyroad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Bowie
Posts: 3,004
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
LOL!
smyroad is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-14-2003, 08:10 AM
  #4  
Former Moderator

 
THEOLDMAN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Between Hell/Ann Arbor
Posts: 7,449
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Reminds me of the "What to do if they drop the Bomb" drills from the late 50's and early 60's.
THEOLDMAN is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-14-2003, 08:34 AM
  #5  
Administrator


 
AquilaEagle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Heath & Reach, Beds, UK
Posts: 95,156
Received 60 Likes on 51 Posts
Default
LMAO!! the mad thing is, it actually COULD be true
AquilaEagle is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-15-2003, 10:23 AM
  #6  

 
ricosuave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Richmond, VA
Posts: 4,686
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

if you smell a terrorist, choke yourself so you'll die faster.
ricosuave is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-15-2003, 05:16 PM
  #7  
Registered User
Thread Starter
 
cykogirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Denver
Posts: 1,753
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
LOL!! Good one !
cykogirl is offline  
Reply Like

Trending Topics

Old 03-15-2003, 07:56 PM
  #8  
Registered User
 
RazorV3's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: VA is for hustlaz
Posts: 7,046
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.





If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting


RazorV3 is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-15-2003, 08:01 PM
  #9  
Registered User

 
EvoVII's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: 49th Parallel
Posts: 6,147
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
EvoVII is offline  
Reply Like
Old 03-15-2003, 08:42 PM
  #10  
Registered User
 
Stale_Hotdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: your freezer
Posts: 509
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Stale_Hotdog is offline  
Reply Like



Advanced Search
Quick Reply: What to do in an emergency...


Reply Closed Thread Share

All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:30 PM.