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tutorial on talkin dirty in bed wanted

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Old 09-08-2006 | 09:03 AM
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caveat: i'm a pretty loquacious person, can hold down dinner party convos, etc.

but really, if you're told "talk to me!" while half ass naked in bed w/ a chic, wtf do you SAY beyond: "i wanna give it to you idb"?

is there an online tutorial for this? (i know, there must be!) or one of them "books for dummies"?
Old 09-08-2006 | 09:21 AM
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women like compliments about their body. You can still "talk dirty" to her without feeling uncomfortable about it. Whsiper in her ear how good it feels, how good her p*ssy feels, shit like that. Dirty talk is good, I used to call an old girlfriend a c*ck starved slut while I was plowing it. She was awesome and into everything, pulled her hair all of the time and was VERY rough with her. If she would get too loud during s*x I would pull her hair and tell her to shut up, lol...she loved it.
Old 09-08-2006 | 11:38 AM
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it depends dude. is she a freak, or is she reserved? cause for one you could be like, god ive never felt this way about a woman before OR you can say roll the **** over im gonna pound you til youre sore girl, pull on her hair, COVER HER MOUTH, just be rough and shit. i have to add that covering her mouth and telling her to STFU when she starts getting loud is gonna make her body shiver and beg. just do it!

obviously the second one is more fun


lol hahahaha best topic evAr! just have fun with it man!!
Old 09-08-2006 | 01:21 PM
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We need C-Unit's reply to this one.... that dirty little $#@@*!!!!

and maybe a few more pictures of her ass...
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:07 PM
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watch pr0n for good tips
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:15 PM
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^ i wouldn't want to use some of those fake ass acting lines

the talking dirty whispering in her ear is a classic make her putty in your hands stuff i never tried the holding her mouth and telling her to shut up but i might have to now
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:29 PM
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Punch her in the throat.
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ToeKneeC,Sep 8 2006, 11:03 AM
caveat: i'm a pretty loquacious person, can hold down dinner party convos, etc.

but really, if you're told "talk to me!" while half ass naked in bed w/ a chic, wtf do you SAY beyond: "i wanna give it to you idb"?

is there an online tutorial for this? (i know, there must be!) or one of them "books for dummies"?
actually, when i was in the phils, i picked up a copy of maxim magazine. they had a tutorial for this. but i think i left it there...

if you can find it online, it was the month where they had 2 different covers, 2 girls each.
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Project22a,Sep 8 2006, 04:29 PM
Punch her in the throat.
Classic!
Old 09-08-2006 | 02:43 PM
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Just have angry sex with her. Act like you hate her and just be the roughest you can be with her. Girls love that shit. At least my girl does.



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