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Top ten things to never say to a woman in an argument....

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Old 07-18-2001, 04:41 PM
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Default Top ten things to never say to a woman in an argument....

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

2. Ooooh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.

4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa, time out honey. Football is on.

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.

9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
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very funny
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Girls like number 2. They'll say "I am? You're so sweeeet". Well maybe not.
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Old 07-18-2001, 07:19 PM
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You can test if your woman really loves you by saying #10. If you feel something sharp going through your body or if you see God or the devil........then that tells you that she doesn't love you and that "You're Dead!".....MAybe!
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I think #7 and #9 would works fine.
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And the coup de grace...

"she meant nothing to me."

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Beware: Texas girls always know whether or not their gun is loaded!
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You could add "I didn't know I had to make an appointment"
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LOL!!!

Great post Bernie!


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