1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if
they slow down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
if They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It
"In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To
Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Sexual Favors." Do this even for the utility company payments!

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."

8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
Rock Hard.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!,
I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


"And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......


20. Repost this To Make Someone Smile..Its Called Therapy

 

Hey vegas, please provide a dyno of your magical 275hp S2000 and list your mods.

 

I think your license plate is intimidating.

 

hey smart guy. i already said, i have no dyno. please leave me alone. if you werent such a clam, i would have PMed you my mods. as i have done for the respectful folk. see ya.

 

So then please tell us how you are obtaining this magical 275hp with your stock S2000?

 

He just told you there is a list of mods, it is not STOCK. Please stop being an ass in every thread I see you in. It's like you come in and shoot everyone down.

 

Well then list the mods. I want to know how I can magically get my S2000 to produce 275hp without ever having to take it to the dyno. I am sure I am not alone.

 

I would like to see this as well.

 

me 2...dyno or gtfoh.

 

thank you noble internet friend.

i as well am tired of these idiots. i said SPECULATION. that is what math i used. i even gave you the calculations used. very conservatively. do them yourself. start with base of 250 flywheel HP. and add bolt ons. i have 3 NA mods to the motor, one claims 16-18 wheel, the other 12 wheel, the other 4 wheel. i dont beleive all that, so just add them up at 5 whp per mod. now use the 12-15-18 whatever drivetrain loss factor you want. and that puts me near or over 275 flywheel. thats all ive ever said. if you dont like it, too bad. go to some other forum, with your opinion in your ass. cause if you were standing in front of me, it would surely be there.

bye, have a really nice day.