1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After
meeting you ... (inside card) I changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(inside card) I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am ...
(inside card) That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go ...
(inside card) Will you take the knife from my back? You'll need it
again.

5. Someday I hope to marry ...
(inside card) Someone other than you.

6. Happy birthday! You look great for your age ...
(inside card) Almost lifelike

7. When we were together, You said you'd die for me...
(inside card) Now that we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time ...
(inside card) What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you ...
(inside card) It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy ...
(inside card) Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket ... (inside card) I'd miss you terribly and
think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
birthday... (inside card) So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Looking back o'er the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder ... (inside card) What was I thinking?

14. Congratulations on your wedding day!. . .
(inside card) Too bad no one likes your husband.

15. How could two people as beautiful as you ...
(inside card) Have such an ugly baby?

 

And I thought I was bitter. Hahahaha...

These are great cykogirl!

 

Damn those are some harsh greeting card lines. Although I could have used a few of those in the past.

 

Someone has issues and I don't mean old magazines.

 

There may be a market for these kind of cards. Especially if they are done with humor. Did you make these up or is it some elses work?

 

It was from an e-mail that was forwarded to me...some are pretty messed up...but I think this was meant as a JOKE...

 

man those are harsh..but i like it....

 

I LIKE those

 

those are great..now if there was only a link to where we can actually purchase the cards