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Old 10-15-2009, 11:08 AM
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Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?" "Well, its when you get your mate down on all fours and you mount her from behind. You then reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and then you whisper in her ear 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.' And then you try to hold on for eight seconds."
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oldest joke ever dude
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Heard it in some variation before, but still funny.

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raptor you should change your screen name to "copy_N_paste_king"
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Old 10-15-2009, 12:03 PM
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