Relating women to computers
09-01-2005 | 02:22 PM
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Relating women to computers
Types of Women in relation to computers
Types of Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
Types of Women
HARD-DISK Woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything............
09-02-2005 | 01:08 PM
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Men are like Computers 
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
6. It is always necessary to have a backup.
7. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
8. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
9. The lights are on but nobody's home.
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
6. It is always necessary to have a backup.
7. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
8. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
9. The lights are on but nobody's home.
09-02-2005 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MunkyGirl,Sep 2 2005, 03:08 PM
Men are like Computers
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
6. It is always necessary to have a backup.
7. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
8. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
9. The lights are on but nobody's home.
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
6. It is always necessary to have a backup.
7. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
8. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
9. The lights are on but nobody's home.
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