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The Raptor's Annual Christmas Rant

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Old 12-14-2009 | 10:08 AM
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My birthday is Christmas. The dual purpose gift was invented for me. When I was a little kid I would get a nice Christmas gift and Christmas card. Inside the card would be taped a stale, cracked (usually green) jellybean. Underneath the jellybean was written (in thebarely legible penmanship of an obviously inebriated person): "Oh, yeah, by the way, Happy Birthday, you little asshole."
Old 12-14-2009 | 10:10 AM
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2 for 1 gifts FTW!
Old 12-14-2009 | 10:46 AM
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meh...

<- 12/19 b-day.

Sometimes it was good, sometimes bad. The parents let me double up and get some kick-ass presents. Pretty good in that aspect.
Old 12-14-2009 | 10:56 AM
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I once was at the post office sending a package. I had to show the postal worker behind the counter ID. He said "Oh, a Christmas baby!" I replied "Yeah, the worst day of the year to have a birthday." He said "Nope, mine's worse, December 26. Nobody wants to celebrate anything -- ever!" I replied "OK, you got me."
Old 12-14-2009 | 11:25 AM
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^^^^ true that....wow, what a lack luster day Dec 26 is.....wow.
Old 12-14-2009 | 11:26 AM
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so true... i have an uncle that is a 25 baby. we all used to get together for xmas and i dont think anyone would remember his bday until well after lunch.
Old 12-14-2009 | 11:39 AM
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On the positive side you get both occasions out of the way on one day.
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