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Old 07-04-2003 | 08:24 PM
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HAHAHA my all time favorite thanks to 720 rOcKs
Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special

Heres some random ones I saw or heard
Are you from Jamaica? Cause ja makin me crazy!!!

do you have a library card?? cause id like to check you out
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Old 07-05-2003 | 03:04 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ideugene
[B]HAHAHA my all time favorite thanks to 720 rOcKs
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Old 07-05-2003 | 09:07 PM
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(Guy to Girl) : Do you have any Italian <or insert whatever nationality you are> in you?

(Guy to Girl): Would you like some?


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Old 04-08-2009 | 02:53 PM
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Lol... so which ones of these have actually worked?!
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Old 04-08-2009 | 02:56 PM
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What the heck were you searching for that brought up this thread?
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Old 04-08-2009 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by JayJones,Apr 8 2009, 02:53 PM
Lol... so which ones of these have actually worked?!
If you're actually planning on trying them on women, you have to remember:
Not everyone's experiences will be the same.
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Old 04-08-2009 | 03:20 PM
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?



Enough to break the ice.
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Old 04-08-2009 | 03:24 PM
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I dont use pick up lines i just show girls the weiner
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Old 04-08-2009 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Incubus,Apr 8 2009, 03:20 PM
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?



Enough to break the ice.
Lol that one is actually dumb/clever enough to work, whether the biatch is sophisticated and likes a joke, or dumb and likes a joke.
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Old 04-08-2009 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by J_inDA_s2k,Apr 8 2009, 03:24 PM
I dont use pick up lines i just show girls the weiner
Lmao...

and that's how you broke your foot!
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