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Old 06-30-2003 | 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by LordVagabond
(siddle up to a woman at the bar)

You: Hi there. (look at watch, and when girl looks at you, you look back) My watch is telepathic, it's telling me you're not wearing any panties

Her: But I am

You: (smack watch) damn thing is an hour fast

Haha! Nice!
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Old 06-30-2003 | 05:55 PM
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you guys are too much...haha....
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Old 06-30-2003 | 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by pathfinderSE
whats the best pick up line you got, i personally like the "is your dad a terrorist cause you DA BOMB!" yah lame but brings a laugh
lol
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Old 06-30-2003 | 05:59 PM
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I noticed you noticing me, and I just wanna put you on notice, that I noticed you too..
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Old 06-30-2003 | 06:05 PM
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Do you believe in the hereafter?

Then you know what I'm here after.
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Old 06-30-2003 | 06:12 PM
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Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?

If I were to arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Old 06-30-2003 | 06:25 PM
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Ok ok, about the watch joke I don't get it, or do I? An hour fast as in, an hour later she will have none on? Am I correct?
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Old 06-30-2003 | 09:30 PM
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The word of the day is "LEGS"...........do you wanna go back to my place and spread the word???
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Old 06-30-2003 | 09:45 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Christople
[B]Ok ok, about the watch joke I don't get it, or do I?
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Old 06-30-2003 | 10:21 PM
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Hi.
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