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Old 10-28-2009 | 10:49 AM
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aye yo girl...when are you gonna let me tap taht fine ass of yours
Old 10-28-2009 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Nate4635,Apr 10 2009, 12:39 PM
"Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
win!
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Old 10-28-2009 | 01:33 PM
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^ reminds me of ordering a girl a drink and then asking her if she can taste the ghb
Old 10-28-2009 | 01:43 PM
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*walk up to a girl, slap the shit out of her*

"bitch get me a drink!!!!!!!!"

works every time!
Old 10-28-2009 | 10:54 PM
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Good times here.

"Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"Do you have a quarter? Because I have to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams."

"You want to fool around, if not, will you stand still while I do."
Old 10-28-2009 | 11:34 PM
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Boy: Were you talking to me?
Girl: No...?
Boy: Well you can start now
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