I had to run to the court house the other day to get something on file. I parked on the street and was gone for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having a busted tail light! So I called him an egotistical creep. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I smiled as I walked around the corner to where my car was parked.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important

 

nice.

 

too funny.

 

OMFG!!! [I wish there was an even more hysterical smiley for this!!!]

- Dave

 

:Wondering what look the guy whose car it was had on his face when he saw it:

 

lol that was a good one.

 

lol, classic, you are giving me some good ideas....

 

Hello?!?

This is funny? Excuse me for criticizing big ego Marc who gets his jollies screwing unknown people.

Tis the season, do unto others.... I hope you get yours in the new year.

 

lol, that's funny too

 

Damn Sly...its a freakin' urban legend ==> Yahoo! Search results for this silly-ass joke

Tis the season to lighten the heck up......so lighten up already, its a joke, okay???