A parking ticket
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I had to run to the court house the other day to get something on file. I parked on the street and was gone for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having a busted tail light! So I called him an egotistical creep. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I smiled as I walked around the corner to where my car was parked.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important
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Originally posted by Sly
Hello?!?
This is funny? Excuse me for criticizing big ego Marc who gets his jollies screwing unknown people.
Tis the season, do unto others.... I hope you get yours in the new year.
Hello?!?
This is funny? Excuse me for criticizing big ego Marc who gets his jollies screwing unknown people.
Tis the season, do unto others.... I hope you get yours in the new year.
Tis the season to lighten the heck up......so lighten up already, its a joke, okay???