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Nader, Gore, & Bush Joke!

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Old 10-14-2000 | 06:35 PM
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Nader, Gore and Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun (if you believe Nader ever has fun) and relaxation (if you believe Gore ever relaxes).

After a healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the gentleman's room. Be sure to check out our latest feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with a wish. But be warned - if you say something false, you'll be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity."

They entered, and on finding the mirror Nader said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three." In an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money, which he donated to the Green Party.

Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three." And he suddenly found the keys to a new Lexus in his hand, which he liked because it looked better than the Veep's car.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Bush looked in the mirror and said, "I think..." - and was promptly sucked into the void.

LOL!

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Old 10-14-2000 | 08:46 PM
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Originally posted by krazik-s2k:

Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three." And he suddenly found the keys to a new Lexus in his hand, which he liked because it looked better than the Veep's car.
This part of the joke kind of confused me...he liked it because it looked better than the VP's car...is he just happy because it looks better than his current car? Even still...it's not much of a wish.

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Old 10-14-2000 | 11:36 PM
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these political jokes are always so contentious........
Old 10-14-2000 | 11:38 PM
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Sometimes I just enjoy playing the devil's advocate...

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Old 10-15-2000 | 12:00 AM
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HA! I like that one.

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Old 10-15-2000 | 10:08 AM
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My friends, if Gore had his real wish it would be for all cars to go the way of the dodo, you know, the extinct bird. His prevarications make Dick Nixon look like Mother Teresa!
Old 10-15-2000 | 01:08 PM
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Now that was a pi$$er.

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Old 10-15-2000 | 01:37 PM
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I've heard a variation of your joke, but it involved a brunette, redhead and blond . Guess who got sucked into the mirror?
Old 10-15-2000 | 11:37 PM
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It's not "my" joke.

I just was passing it one.




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