What's wrong with you people? "Morning wood rules."
C'mon, men!!!!! Who are you kiddin?'

We have to PEE with that goin' on! You practically need to suspend yourself horizontally over the toilet on bungee cords just so you don't miss.

Quit lyin.'

 

[QUOTE]We have to PEE with that goin' on!

 

Thank you, thank you...

 

I never used to notice morning wood that much, and it definetly never happened when the alarm clock went off... so I was talking to my girlfriend about it before the relationship got more serious, she was saying that sex in the morning is the best..

Anyways, a couple days later she stayed the night and I had the worst case of morning wood.. she looking at it giggled and started saying "see it still happens with the alarm clock!" .. I said "yeah, well that's cause you're here!"

Sigh.. when she stays over she gets up before me and I end up rolling around in bed for an hour or so with morning wood the whole time!!! argghh..

funny that I see this thread here now...

 

I call it "kick stand"

 

I call it a "trouser snake".

how about a "hot beef injection"

I also call it a Fireman (southpark)...if you rub his hat, he'll spit at you... ahaha - Cartman

 

It's the ferocious lizard Maximus.

 

Russel the one eyed muscle.

 

Tube Steak.

 

my wife calls me "Tripod Man"