A little humor
03-20-2006 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 911,Mar 20 2006, 08:17 PM
^^^^ That is a thread killer.
^ Thats a thread killer.
03-20-2006 | 08:50 PM
#12
The next day, after a Company Christmas Party, a lady was in the kitchen making her hung-over husband a nice breakfast. The husband finally wakes up and goes into the kitchen still recovering from the past night. He goes to his wife and says...
Husband: "Honey, you know, I'm really sorry for last night. I drank too much and I really don't remember what happened. Do you mind explaining to me if everything at the party went ok?"
Wife: "Well... you got into an argument with your boss."
In a slightly escalated tone the Husband says... "Ah well... piss on him!!!!"
Wife: "Well, you did, and he fired you."
The Husband in a loud tone says... "YEAH WELL... #### HIM!!!!"
Wife says... "Well... I DID and you start work again on monday."
Husband: "Honey, you know, I'm really sorry for last night. I drank too much and I really don't remember what happened. Do you mind explaining to me if everything at the party went ok?"
Wife: "Well... you got into an argument with your boss."
In a slightly escalated tone the Husband says... "Ah well... piss on him!!!!"
Wife: "Well, you did, and he fired you."
The Husband in a loud tone says... "YEAH WELL... #### HIM!!!!"
Wife says... "Well... I DID and you start work again on monday."
03-21-2006 | 03:39 AM
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From: Between Hell/Ann Arbor
Originally Posted by Zangerzone,Mar 20 2006, 09:05 PM
The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of those Assholes out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of those Assholes out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."
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