for the ladies...
07-09-2005 | 10:03 AM
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From: Vegas baby!!
for the ladies...
if you're both ready to take it to the next, next, next level...
or for you girls currently flying solo...
if you want things to go smoothly... I'm talking buttery smoothly... with a whole lotta excitement... followed by sweet, sweet exhaustion... (and a very happy girlfriend, guys
)
three words: Hitachi Magic Wand
don't mess with those battery-operated ones. they're like Yugos or old VWs-- they may get you there eventually, but the ride isn't exactly what you'd call luxury. this plug-in wonder is a f*ckin Rolls-Royce, without the exclusive price.
oh, and definitely DO look into the after-market accessories. particularly, the curved ones.
anyway, that's all I'll say. anything more would be uncivilized.
or for you girls currently flying solo...
if you want things to go smoothly... I'm talking buttery smoothly... with a whole lotta excitement... followed by sweet, sweet exhaustion... (and a very happy girlfriend, guys
)three words: Hitachi Magic Wand
don't mess with those battery-operated ones. they're like Yugos or old VWs-- they may get you there eventually, but the ride isn't exactly what you'd call luxury. this plug-in wonder is a f*ckin Rolls-Royce, without the exclusive price.
oh, and definitely DO look into the after-market accessories. particularly, the curved ones.
anyway, that's all I'll say. anything more would be uncivilized.
07-09-2005 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tritium_pie,Jul 9 2005, 09:03 AM
three words: Hitachi Magic Wand
No offense, but the Magic Wand is for poseurs, amateurs and girl scouts. If you want to piss with the big dogs, there's only one word in personal appliances: Sybian.
Electricity is for the weak and easily frightened; internal combustion is where it's at. With its 17 fuel-injected horses, the Sybian will gobble up the Hitachi and not even bother to chew. Comes standard with remote, kill switch, 27 attachments, saddle, reins and stirrups. Uses regular gas. Custom colors and configurations are available as options.
They're not cheap at 1400 dollars, but the best things in wife never are.
Please don't ever ever use those words here again 
You crack me up Steve
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07-11-2005 | 08:49 AM
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From: Over the Electric Grapevine.....man
Originally Posted by DiamondDave2005,Jul 11 2005, 09:32 AM
Sybian is the ultimate, at least according to women who've tried it
