I in no way take credit for this joke. I found it on another site while looking around.



A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he's feeling. The 90-year-old says, I've never
felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant
with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then says, "I have a
friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when
he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the
creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water.

He raised his umbrella and went, 'Bang, Bang' and the beaver fell over
dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver".

"The doctor replied..... "My point exactly."