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Old 03-08-2002 | 09:00 PM
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A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."
The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.
They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The elephant looked at them, looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.
Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you."
The lion answered, "This little fvcker? He makes me run around the forest like a fvcking idiot every time he's on ecstasy."

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Old 03-08-2002 | 09:09 PM
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lolz hahahahahhahahahaha, now that's funny
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Old 03-08-2002 | 09:39 PM
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Old 03-09-2002 | 05:04 AM
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How's life in Vancouver Miyuki?
Old 03-09-2002 | 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by 2kturkey
How's life in Vancouver Miyuki?
Huh? What do you mean? Oh I think you've mistaken me for babygrass I think she's much more hot than me I don't even have the guts to put my pic up as an avatar.
Old 03-09-2002 | 06:40 PM
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The more people talk about Vancouver, the more I want to go there! Damn melting snow, I can't ski!!!!!!
Old 03-09-2002 | 06:44 PM
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Thats some funny sheeat

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Old 03-09-2002 | 09:26 PM
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That's a classic. I'm gonna have to use that one!
Old 03-10-2002 | 05:04 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by mYuuki
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Huh?
Old 03-10-2002 | 01:06 PM
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that was funny.



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