A drunk walks in the front door of a bar. sits down and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "You're drunk, I can't serve you. Now get up and go." The drunk walks out, stumbles around to the side of the building, opens the door, goes in, sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender comes over and says, "You're drunk. Now I told you to get out of here!" The drunk gets up and stumbles out the front door. He waslks through an alley and finds the back door to the bar. He goes in, sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender comes over. Now he has had it with the drunk. He says to the drunk, "I've told you twice to stay out of here. This is the last time I am going to tell you to leave."

The drunk looks at the bartender, and with confusion on his face asks, "Man, how many bars do you work at?"

 

Haha! That's a good one.

Here's another:


What happens when you have

1) nothing to do

2) a sharp knife

3) a large lime

4) a patient cat

5) too much tequila

6) and it's football season?

ANSWER:

V
V
V
V
V

 

 

Nice cat picture, I have the same one saved on my computer. Wonder where it started...