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Old 08-02-2007, 03:40 PM
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I like my women like my convenience stores, open 24/7.
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I like my women like I like my coffee...hot and steamy
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I like my women the way i like my scotch...sixteen years old and stored in the basement.
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I like my women like my fire extinguishers...puts out every time.
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Disclaimer: The following is not intended for children, or people who can't take a joke. Sorry

I like my women like I like my steak...pink on the inside but not bloody.


Alright, I'm getting banned for that.
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I like my women the way i like my coffee...first thing in the morning.
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Aug 2 2007, 03:45 PM
I like my women like I like my steak...pink on the inside but not bloody.
waaaaah!!!
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Originally Posted by Princess Pocky,Aug 2 2007, 05:49 PM
waaaaah!!!
But I put a disclaimer!!!
Plus, that really is how I like my steak so pffft

Annnnnd another one
I like my women like I like my clutch pedal...firm, but I can hold em down with my foot
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Originally Posted by MikeyCB,Aug 2 2007, 03:52 PM
Plus, that really is how I like my steak so pffft
i like my steak that way too

I like my women like my sprinkler system, always ready to get wet.
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Originally Posted by Princess Pocky,Aug 2 2007, 05:53 PM
i like my steak that way too

I like my women like my sprinkler system, always ready to get wet.
Yeeesh I dunno about the spraying part though

I like my women like my S...quiet till you take the top off


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