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Old 12-11-2008 | 02:29 PM
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A blind man is also waiting for the bus. The bus pulls up to the bus stop. It's very crowded. The wife and the kids get on the bus, but the husband and the blind man get left behind. So they decide to walk. The blind man tap-tap-taps his cane on the sidewalk. Apparently, the cane has some sort of metal tip, because it makes a very loud noise. the husband is starting to get irritated but, being a very patient, polite man, he doesn't say anthing for a long time. Finally, exasperated, he says "Can't you put some rubber on the end of your stick?" The blind man replies "Hey, if you'd put some rubber on the end or your stick, we'd be riding on the bus right now."
Old 12-11-2008 | 02:31 PM
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This joke might need some explaining to the Mormon crowd.
Old 12-11-2008 | 02:36 PM
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Old 12-11-2008 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Dec 11 2008, 03:31 PM
This joke might need some explaining to the Mormon crowd.
Don't forget the Catholics on this one...
Old 12-11-2008 | 02:42 PM
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Old 12-11-2008 | 04:08 PM
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What is it with those people trying to overpopulate an already overpopuated world....

Nice joke man, Same way i felt about this mormon lady that kept popping out kids left and right.. I'd say about 7 of them, and they lived in a 2bdrm apt.

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Old 12-11-2008 | 05:12 PM
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Clever joke.
Old 12-11-2008 | 05:19 PM
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If that guy wasn't blind he wouldn't have been irritated, inconsiderate blind people.
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Dec 11 2008, 03:31 PM
This joke might need some explaining to the Mormon crowd.
the mexicans, too
Old 12-11-2008 | 07:13 PM
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haha


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