Usually diet, sometimes internal problems.


I'll drop one 1-1.5 times / day. I wish I had more. Maybe I'll up my fiber intake.

 

If I go out drinking the night before, 4 shits the next day is no problem.

Usually 2 or 3 for me though.

 

Every 12-14 hours for me. I cannot recommend getting fiber in your diet enough. A Patek-Philippe ain't got nothin' on me.

. . . unless I get a "House Special" at the Pho place, in which case I'm an hour and 15 minutes away from some solid loafpinching.

 

Peristalsis is your friend. Drink water and eat fibre, and no fecal impaction for you!

 

when i'm at work it usually hits around 5:30-6pm after my lunch and couple cups of coffee go through me

after a night of it'll be out before noon

 

I'm going in for round 2, brb.

 

how do you give half a shit?

 

1 to 1.5 times per day would be 1.25 shits per day average.. Lets peg it to 1.28 for the sake of even math. Monday 1 shit, Tuesday 2 shits, Wed & Thrs 1 shit, Friday & Sat 2 shits, Sunday 1 shit. 9 shits per week, 1.28 shits per day. What's this country coming to? when did schools stop teaching shit calculation.

 

that's assuming all shit is equal. A big shit may command more percentage than a quick dropoff.

 

this isn't calculus.. we aren't taking the summation of all shit under the water.