I am just an innocent looking cracker, so I get out of most tickets for some reason.
(it may be the blow job i gave the guy).....

the car in front of me went, i didn't even slow down for some reason.... he asked "do you know why"... so i told him i blew off the stop sign...... i think they like when you are honest with them.... i quickly put my window down so he wouldn't focus on my illegal tint... doh.

you guys get out of tickets?

 

**** no, i have to take a vacation day because i got a stop sign ticket, and my trial by declaration didnt get me out of it, so now i have to go to court. **** them pigs

 

Get out of tickets? Not once, never. If I get pulled over I get written up. So sad.

 

Going back to when i was 14 riding my dad's unlicensed motorcycle around the neighborhood i have been pulled over and gotten no ticket at least 15 times.

i have gotten 1 stop sign ticket, 1 hit and run (i was drunk doh), 3 speeding tickets, 1 redlight ticket and 1 "no inspection sticker" ticket.... so i have paid a fair amount....

I just act nice, smile, give them what they are looking for and tell the truth...hahahaha

 

Only got pulled over once for speeding, bastard wrote me the ticket. Doesn't everyone get one free ride, pfft guess not...

 

I've gotten off a few times, away a few times, and ticketed a few times. I think the worst was the time I sped off from a light without checking who was sitting behind me, but i managed to get out of that (60 in a 35)!

 

I've gotten off while canyon carving up to Big Bear. Cop just told me to slow down.

 

i get ticketed about half the time i get pulled over. i guess i look innocent as well, and so the cops are more lenient on me. i remember one time i was driving down to santa barbara, and i was driving 90+mph on a 55 zone. the cop pulled me over and asked if i knew how fast i was going. without thinking, i just told the truth and said 91mph. the cop took my liscense and registration, and a couple minutes later he returned and told me that he was gonna just give me warning cuz i was so honest.

 

You're one of the most screwed up dudes ever

 

My wife got pulled over doing 80 in a 55 zone the other morning.

Verbal warning.

No wonder I have to put new brakes on the car. She's doing 100 miles a day at 80 mph with constant stops.