F20cPacin0

exactly what i live by.

This does work, however i dont know if its a thing with JUST me or what, but the woman(or women) tend to get realllllly crazy since i dont budge from what i believe in unless it makes perfect sense...

i often see it and go through this every single day whether with my family(i have 3 older sisters), at work, or even with the Fiance!(hope she doesnt read this because i will be in the doghouse for days)

at the same time it drives me nuts, it has it perks being firm with how they are. More often than it should happen i find myself letting go of a lot of pride that i have and compromising all for the love of a woman

this is a confusing subject.

F20cPacin0

this thread kind of reminds me of a posting on craigslist that is very funny, but rational(just the way most of us including myself think things should be concerning women). Oh how it would be nice to be rational...anyways heres the posting..its quite long, but i think worth the read for a good laugh!




THE FOLLOWING APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST :

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or
other commercial interests

PostingID: 432279810







THE ANSWER :
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
cr@ppy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

J_inDA_s2k

Wait your not a women, why are you so sensitive? oh you must be french.

J_inDA_s2k

sorry I'll be sure to put on my serious face whenever I log on.

djfamousa

We all thought it... but he actually put it in writing.

Sleepy

JonBoy

If zeiss isn't a woman, he's gay. Certainly humourless!

Backspin23

zeiss is a dude?!...seriously?

zeiss

OK, I find this very interesting. If someone doesn't find misogynist humour to be funny, they have to be either a woman, gay, or French. You know, whenever I come to the conclusion that you guys are a bunch of assholes, you just give me more confirmation that my assessment is correct. Well, guys, you can continue your conversation about how you are all superior to women. Those of us with functioning dicks will move on to some other conversation.

Zeiss

177ark

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