I guess I'll start:

MANY years ago, my first real girlfriend... We had dated about 1.5yrs, and had receintly graduated highschool. She was one of those girls that LOVED to fight for days on end-- about..well, I really don't know.

Any, I wasn't feel well one day, but I had promised her we'de go out... soon after picking her up, and several miles down the road, I tell her, "Hey, look, I'm REALLY ill, I think I'm going to take you home and go home myself". Well, she FREAKs on me telling me, "No were not, you said were going out, and by God we are!" blah blah blah.

Anyway, I stopped the car and explained I'm about to pass-out, I feel extreemly ill (I REALLY was ILL). She gets out of the car and says, "Fine, I'll walk home!".

... Well, I figured screw this, and drove home, leaving her on the side of the street (I was freaking ill and wasn't about to put up with that crap)

A few hours pass, and I'm home vomiting my guts out, and I get this call, "I can't believe you just left me, you bastaxx" etc.

I called her back a few days later and explained it was OVER.. I'm done.

Well, a few days went by, and I met this really nice girl, and we immediadly "click" (both mentally and 'physically' if you get my drift).

I went by my X's house to pick up some stuff and explained how I'm now seeing someone else, nice knowing ya..

Well, she freaks again and says, "No your not!"... Me: "Uhh.. look, I'm having 'relations' with this girl, I'm serious were though!"

... again, "No your not, and were not through, and I'm not through talking to you".

Well, I got into my (cheezy gold) van, windows up, doors locked. Calmly started the vehicle, and put it into drive.

She was at the window screaming at me, pointing her finger, etc... telling me to get out she has "shvt" to tell me, etc..

Well, having had enough of that crap for 1.5yrs, I began driving off.

What I didn't notice was the small "bump" driving off.

About 2hrs later, I got a call, "You bastaxx you ran over my foot! I just want you to know my foot is fine, but my shoe has tread all over it, its ruined and you owe me a new shoe!"

.... Well, I'm glad she wasn't hurt (it wasn't my intention to do that), but I never did buy her a new shoe.

Ahh, the good ole' days,
Aaron

 

i have a story like that... but my ex simply copied everything my new girlfrien did.. dressed the same etc etc(like the same clothes and everything).. came up to me one day and said "don you love me now mother fucc ker" then punched me in the face giving me a hefty black eye...

then her new boyfriend came and tried to beat me up saying i was talking shit... so one day he came to my school parking lot.. and took a swing at me... well simply.. after beating the shit out of him for a few minutes and breaking 2 fingers (which are now someonwhat crooked) the cops came.. and arrested him... for tresspassing.. and for carrying a knife.. luckily for me he didnt use it... and assault on a minor (i was seventeen he was 18, and he was quite a bit bigger than me, but i get insane when people try and fight me) i got suspended for 3days....

i first started going out with her when she was a virgin.. and she lost it to me.. maybe thats why she went insane..but now she is a little slut

GOING BACK IN TIME: i broke up with her because she got drunk one night and kissed a guy... (the drinking ran in her family so i wasnt surprised)... but i told her i would never tolerate infidelity... i told her she has one shot.. and i dont care if we were going out for 1 week or 10 years.. after that its over... we had been dating for 5 months... then she kissed him.. i broke up with her.. she went psycho

 

I could write a book about all the psycho stories....wait,,...... I AM writing a book

 

Can I get a signed copy?

 

need to find a publisher first.....anyone?