Originally Posted by 04Briggs,Jul 25 2010, 01:26 AM

This has to be the worse place to ask for real advice concerning women... Thankfully people keep on asking.

Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jul 23 2010, 09:16 AM

This thread reminds me of a joke: was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrivedand she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing on the front lawn, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Originally Posted by 04Briggs,Jul 24 2010, 10:32 PM

The best advice I can offer is go look up leykis 101. The professor always knows best! Too bad he went off the air.

Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Jul 26 2010, 12:38 AM

http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/

Originally Posted by The Raptor,Jul 23 2010, 12:16 PM

This thread reminds me of a joke: was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrivedand she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing on the front lawn, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.” And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.