ive read a couple stupid cop stories..
and wow i thought they would be annoying and aggravating
but no there super fun to read

well i wasnt clear enough...

um i meant like you getting pulled over..reasons..funny things that happened at the stop

 

Once upon a time a cop was born. He grew up and married a lady cop. Then they had little baby cops and they lived happily ever after.

The end.

 

i guess that was a good way to turn it around.

well...uh not what i meant hahah

 

I'm a criminal justice major, so I've had some ex cops as teachers/instructer/AI's. Here's one I was told a while back.

He was on patrol and got a call of loud screaming. He arrives at the scene, and can hear a lady screaming. They break down the door and follow the screaming to the bedroom. They get in and see a lady tied/handcuffed to the bed and a man wearing a super man outfit laying on top of her. Turns out they were role playing and he tied her to the bed, then jumped on top of her and knocked himself out on the headboard
I'll never forget that story

 

i thought supermans only weakness was kryptonite,not hookers

i have one for you ,
a friend of mine and i were on our way to houston (he drives a sweet 350z),and we had just left his house.we get to a red light and some kid in a firebird v-6 pulls up next to us reving up his engine ,so my friend pulls on the green light and leaves him and shut it down ,well this state trooper comes out of nowere and pulls both of us over,61 in a 55
but this isn't the funny part
on our way back ,we get pulled over in sulfur,La who was a d**k asking what were doing in west louisiana with florida plates, my buddy looks him square in the eye and tells the cop were running crack to florida from cali, what the hell you think i'm doing?
at this point i'm as nervous as a hooker in church ,even though weeren't doing anything illegal (exept speeding),well the k-9 unit comes searches the car ,and we get away with a speeding ticket and my dumba$$ buddy gets a stean warning from the officer "don't you ever tell a officer of the law anything like that again son"

to this day we still nag him for it and the saying still gets his panties in a bunch

 

You're a CJ major and yet I see you talking often about smoking on socal boards...

 

hhahha
i never understood how cops can get weed look at it
and not even be tempted


i couldnt do it.
hahah

 

When did I talk about
Honestly I've never smoked in my life, I've done other things..Vicodin, Adderall...but never smoked

 

Also most law enforcement agencies including federal are pretty lenient about past mary jane use

 

My sincere apologies, I must have confused you with someone else