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Old 07-21-2004 | 11:00 AM
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Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie, "Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"

"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.

"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.

"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.

"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."

The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife. "Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.

About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed. "You painted the whole porch already?"

"Yep," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"

The man reached into his wallet and gave Julie $50.

"Oh, and by the way," said Julie,

"That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Old 07-21-2004 | 11:05 AM
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Old 07-21-2004 | 03:05 PM
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haha good stuff!
Old 07-21-2004 | 08:00 PM
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Lmao
Old 07-22-2004 | 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted by moparacker,Jul 21 2004, 02:05 PM
Ah, you put it perfectly.
Old 07-22-2004 | 06:15 AM
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eh... i kinda figured out the punchline half way reading it...
Old 07-22-2004 | 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted by VTEC_Junkie,Jul 22 2004, 09:15 AM
eh... i kinda figured out the punchline half way reading it...
Not me...I'm blond!

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Old 07-22-2004 | 07:43 AM
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Old 07-22-2004 | 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by HondaGirl,Jul 22 2004, 08:30 AM
Not me...I'm blond!
Me neither, I totally did not see that coming.

I'm not blond.
Old 07-22-2004 | 07:47 AM
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^ c'mon...blonde, "porch", paint, wealthy neighborhood??



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