Best way to rate your 1 nightstand partner
08-04-2004 | 11:32 AM
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Best way to rate your 1 nightstand partner
A woman meets a Marine in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.
They go back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she is struck by the fact that his bedroom is completely packed with literally hundreds of sweet, cuddly teddy bears which are neatly organized on three shelves running the length of the room along one wall. Small, adorable teddy bears fill the bottom shelf, Cute Cuddly medium-sized ones adorn the next higher shelf and Huge enormous bears are perched on the top shelf.
The woman is quite surprised that a Marine would have such an extensive collection of teddy bears. Although she decides not to question him about it, she's actually quite impressed by this unexpected evidence of his sensitive side!
After spending an intense night of passion with the Marine, while they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman slowly rolls toward him and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it for you?"
The Marine, stifling a slight yawn replies:
"Help yourself to any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
DaRKCrow
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They go back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she is struck by the fact that his bedroom is completely packed with literally hundreds of sweet, cuddly teddy bears which are neatly organized on three shelves running the length of the room along one wall. Small, adorable teddy bears fill the bottom shelf, Cute Cuddly medium-sized ones adorn the next higher shelf and Huge enormous bears are perched on the top shelf.
The woman is quite surprised that a Marine would have such an extensive collection of teddy bears. Although she decides not to question him about it, she's actually quite impressed by this unexpected evidence of his sensitive side!
After spending an intense night of passion with the Marine, while they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman slowly rolls toward him and asks, smiling,
"Well, how was it for you?"
The Marine, stifling a slight yawn replies:
"Help yourself to any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
DaRKCrow
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08-04-2004 | 11:53 AM
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From: t(-_-*t) (i"-_-)i
you must have a bunch of little bears =P
DaRKCrow
"But you should count all those tiny beanie babie u have in the back window"
