A blind man enters a Ladies' Bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know
something.

(1) The bartender is blonde.

(2) The bouncer is blonde.

(3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs. blonde with a black
belt in karate.

(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde, she is a
weightlifter; and

(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro
wrestler.

Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell
that joke?

The blind guy says, "Nah, ... not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times..."

 

How do you define eternity?

Four blond girls at four way stop signs.

 

There were three blondes that couldnt get off an island.
One day a magic lamp washes ashore and a genii grants them each a single wish.

The first blonde thinks for a second then says, "I wish I could swim" Poof! She turns into a redhead, jumps in the ocean and starts swimming away. Chomp a shark bites her in half.

The second blonde sees this and says, " I wish I had a boat" poof! She turn into a brunette, and a boat appears on the shore. She jumps in it, takes it into the ocean and looses control, crashing on the rocks and drowns.

The third blonde thinks hard. She then says, " I wish I was smart enough to get back home" Poof.! She turns into a man, goes over to the bridge and walks off the island onto the mainland and back home.

 

lol