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5 Secrets To a Perfect Relationship

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Old 06-16-2003 | 10:39 AM
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1. It is important to find a woman who cooks, cleans up and has a job.

2. It is important to find a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It is important to find a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important to find a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It is very very very important that these four women don't know each other.....................
Old 06-16-2003 | 10:42 AM
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heh
Old 06-16-2003 | 11:15 AM
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haha thats good.
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ahahahaha, i guess i married the perfect woman then!
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Old 06-16-2003 | 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by mingster
ahahahaha, i guess i married the perfect woman then!
U married 4 women??
Old 06-16-2003 | 02:44 PM
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Originally posted by MeCCaJM


U married 4 women??
it sure feels like that sometimes!
Old 06-16-2003 | 02:46 PM
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got one.... i'll be marring her soon enough. ...
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1. Read "Men are From Mars Women Are From Venus".
2. Understand that men hear better than women - we can listen to and understand three things at one time - women can only hear one thing at a time.
3. Understand that men see better than women in the dark. We can take a leak at night without turning on the light, and hit our mark (Don't forget to put the seat down). Women need to turn on the light or they will walk into something.
4. Realize that women only hear what they want to hear, and remember what they thought they heard.
5. No matter how useless the gift, how bad the food or how crappy the movie is, never, ever, ever say you don't like it.

Always keep in mind that men are from Mars and women are from Venus and you will have great relationships.
Old 06-17-2003 | 05:27 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by fperra
[B]1. Read "Men are From Mars Women Are From Venus".
2. Understand that men hear better than women - we can listen to and understand three things at one time - women can only hear one thing at a time.
3. Understand that men see better than women in the dark. We can take a leak at night without turning on the light, and hit our mark (Don't forget to put the seat down). Women need to turn on the light or they will walk into something.
4. Realize that women only hear what they want to hear, and remember what they thought they heard.
5. No matter how useless the gift, how bad the food or how crappy the movie is, never, ever, ever say you don't


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