I really don't subscribe to this philosophy, but I thought I'd pass it along

1. You can always turn on a car.

2. You are always in the driver's seat.

3. You can drive a car anywhere.

4. You can share a car with your friends.

5. The car will always do what you make it do.

6. You can always buy a new one if you want to.

7. A car doesn't complain about lack of attention.

8. If a car breaks down, you can always fix it up right.

9. A car doesn't mind if you drive around in other cars.

10. There's enough room in a car for 4 to 6 people.

11. You can swear at a car, up and down, and it won't get
offended.

12. If you kick a car, it will still run strong.

13. You can toot a car's horn anytime and it won't get
upset.

14. You can feed a car and it will go as far as it can for you.

15. A car won't give you any suprises no matter how many
times you get in and out of it.

Remember: Man's equivalent of a woman's diamond ring is
a car.

 

A car is never better then a woman....well maybe some women