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Old 05-08-2009 | 11:55 AM
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How to Impress a Woman:

* Compliment her,
* Kiss her,
* Caress her,
* Love her,
* Comfort her,
* Protect her,
* Hold her,
* Spend money on her,
* Wine & dine her,
* Listen to her,
* Stand by her,
* Support her,
* Go to the ends of the earth for her.

How to Impress a Man:

* Show up naked,
* Bring beer.
Old 05-08-2009 | 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by plankfarm,May 8 2009, 02:55 PM
How to Impress a Man:

* Show up naked,
* Bring beer.
either one is more then enough. LOL
Old 05-08-2009 | 12:00 PM
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Old 05-08-2009 | 12:10 PM
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yup we're easy
Old 05-08-2009 | 12:12 PM
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pfft. i want at least some white castles.

Old 05-08-2009 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by bungholio,May 8 2009, 03:12 PM
pfft. i want at least some white castles.

Why? It'll just land you in the bathroom for the night...
and you'll waste all that nakedness and beer.
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those who have white castles shits have a weak stomach. i can hang.


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Old 05-08-2009 | 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by orangebarius,May 8 2009, 02:10 PM
yup we're easy
barry is easy
Old 05-08-2009 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by bungholio,May 8 2009, 03:17 PM
those who have white castles shits have a weak stomach. i can hang.

white castle doesnt bother me either.
Old 05-08-2009 | 12:25 PM
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