Upstate Owners village.
07-23-2013, 04:38 AM
#317
Hogan and McWheel were adrift in a life boat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions Hogan stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie .
This genie, however was a little different. He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought, McWheel blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer".
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Hogan looked disgustedly at McWheel whose wish it was had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Hogan said, "Nice going Dickhead! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
While rummaging through the boat's provisions Hogan stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed it vigorously, sure enough out popped a genie .
This genie, however was a little different. He stated he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought, McWheel blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer".
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into that hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Hogan looked disgustedly at McWheel whose wish it was had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Hogan said, "Nice going Dickhead! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
07-23-2013, 04:46 AM
#318
I just saw that Dennis Farina died. He's the hitman with the mustache in the following clip from "Big Trouble". I liked the way he acted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_cYrDFU18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_cYrDFU18