matrix

Here are the rules....

The 10 Commandments of BERLINA...

1 - I AM THE BERLINA THY RULING S2000 COLOUR, THOU SHALT NOT HAVE STRANGE COLOURS BEFORE ME.

2 - THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF THE BERLINA THY COLOUR IN VAIN.

3 - REMEMBER THOU KEEP HOLY THE SABBATH DAY AS THE BERLINA DAY.

4 - HONOUR BERLINA, THY INTERIOR AND THY EXTERIOR.

5 - THOU SHALT NOT VANDALIZE A BERLINA

6 - THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY BY TRADING IN A BERLINA FOR A DIFFERENT COLOUR

7 - THOU SHALT NOT STEAL FROM A BERLINA

8 - THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST THY BERLINA

9 - THOU SHALT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S BERLINA EXTERIOR

10 - THOU SHALT COVET THY NEIGHBOUR'S BERLINA INTERIOR

LIVE BY THEM!!!!!!

jlangton

PREACH ON BROTHA!!!!!!

NoTorq

Oops, edited for reading incomprehension.

I'll be back, and with a really snappy comeback too!

Triple-H

Wow, I am such a sinner...

1- Berlina looks best trapped in the middle or at the back of the train
2- This is one of my favorite things to do
3- I'm so glad I'm Buddhist
4- Okay, you got me 50% here
5- Okay, but not because it is Berlina, only because it is an S2000
6- This in my book would be an act of divine inspiration
7- That's easy, nobody would want anything Berlina has
8- No need to, Berlina gets into enough trouble on their own
9 & 10- These two are both easy, who would want to wish, long, or crave for Berlina?

Nickfromny

Time to add a few more commandants for us with pearl black insides & SPA skins.

s2ksimon

You can take those Berlina commandments and shove them you know where

Doug - I guess the Berlina's are so UNRULY and unorganized, they need some sort of "preaching" too..

Triple-H

I agree Simon. And I also suspect the reason they have commandments in the first place is because they are so used to praying; you know
- praying for a better color
- praying for some details to show up
- praying for fewer swirl marks
- praying for higher resale value
- praying for every spec of dust not showing up
- praying for every chip not turning into a contrasting spot
- praying for less heat absorption on a hot sunny day
- praying for the Enlightened Force to let up on them
- praying for greater wisdom the next time they buy a vehicle

matrix

SINNERS!!!!



James - your going to BERLINA heaven...the others - spa hell!

Triple-H

Well let me just say, the only thing that could be called Spa Hell would be having to take ownership of a Berlina. So, with that in mind, you can't send me to Spa Hell, because hell no, I won't go, however, if you want to send me to the other hell, I say sure, let's go, I figure it has to be warmer down there than it is here. :bbbrrrrrrrrrr:

Nickfromny

I will ware a black berlina jacket with out Upstate logo but with SPA stitiching to SPA hell, because its so cold up here. Anything to get warm.