JerseyGirl

Got this in an email today.....enjoy!
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"A Winter Wonderland - New Jersey Style"


Driver's swear .. are you listenin'?
At the Mall .....folks are bitchin'.
A miserable sight .. they're sorry tonite,
Drivin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

Gone away .. are your tires.
Meter has .. just expired.
They towed you away, while you shopped today.
Parkin' in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

On the Parkway we will have a breakdown,
We'll be stuck and threathened on the side.
If we're lucky, muggers might come mug us,
And if we plead they may give us a ride!

Santa's sleigh .. was impounded.
All the Elves .. were surrounded.
He's now in a cell .. for ringin' his bell,
Living in New Jersey's TrafficLand!

ralper

On Route 10 traffic's crawlin,
Left lane two cars are stallin,
Its just a crime, can't make any time,
Drivin in New Jersey's traffic land.

Been in 1st last two hours,
Real slow cause of the rain showers,
Wish they'd learn how to drive, so I'd get home by five,
Drivin in New Jersey's traffic land.

Cops are out they're writin tickets,
Wanna tell them where to stick it,
But they'll take my license away, I won't drive another day,
Drivin in New Jersey's traffic land.

Billman250

nice Kim...You have the same passion for Xmas that I do