bobbyb

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" The correct answere gets a ride in my s2000. She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

one day tony will be a member of nyc metro

Billman250

nice

sonicjai

lol ive heard that joke but always a good one

KAY'S

love it.. haha

BlueMonde

OH SNAP ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

BlueMonde

Teacher Got Owned !!

Nice one bobby

147mphAllDay

bobby I like the story but the kid's name was Sam and he joined metro over a month ago

blues2k3

thats great...

Ducmann996

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