quickshifting

T est for Dementia
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> B elow are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
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> Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
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> Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
> If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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> Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't
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> If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)
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> Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
> again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
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> You're not very good at this, are you?
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> Third Question:
> Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .. Do
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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .... Add
> another 1000 .... Now add 20 Now add another 1000 .... Now add 10 ....
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> The correct answer is actually 4100.
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> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely
> not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.
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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What
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> Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
> Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
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> Okay, now the bonus round:
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> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating
> the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the
> shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
> sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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> He just has to open his mouth and ask...
> It's really very simple.

hondurr

ok. so i have dementia. now what?

S2K KiDD

That Bonus and Math 1 got me lolol

broilmebk

F1-Fanatic

Too! So I'm demented... Tell me something we all didnt already know.

s2ko

I guess I have early onset Alzheimers.

s2k rookie

Damn, no wonder my GPA was 1.9 in highschool.

broilmebk

hehe i'm not sure this is the reason why

9KADDCT

i feel half retarded.. at least i got the 4100 question right