I'm surprised this hasn't been posted here yet... So they land a JFK, the flight attendant curses out a rude passenger, grabs some beers, pulls the emergency slide, slides down, goes home and has sex (this is when the cops show up). That dude knows how to go out with style!

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local-beat/...-100286494.html

But guess what he drives......























...lives in Queens.

 

Hahaha that's great!!!

 

Hahahahaha, youre kidding. Thats awesome. I didn't know that last part. But I think everyone in America is on this guy's side. Who hasn't had a dick client who they'd wanna do something like that to.

 

awesome

 

Hope they were good beers! good comercial in there... bad day at work grab a six of Sam Adams, tell everyone to #### off, hop in the S2K and have some man on man sex when you get home.
























maybe not.

 

that's boss.

 

In my mind I turned the sexual encounter into one with a skinny, loud, and energetic brunette to make the story that much cooler.

 

Yes. I was on a flight back from Myrtle Beach a couple years ago and some drunk chick was being SO loud and obnoxious pissing everyone off and getting into it with a bunch of golfers sitting behind her. When her bf tried to keep her from starting trouble with the golfers she got mad yelled out to the entire plane about his masturbation habits, . Anyway the attendants were saints considering she probably should've been pistol whipped by an air marshal.

 

haha that is awesome. i hope the DA goes easy on him...7 years if convicted.. sheesh

 

btw how'd you find out he drives an s?