S2KNJ

George Carlin's
Solution to Save Gasoline:

Bush
Wants us
To cut the amount of gas we use.....

The
Best way
To stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal
Immigrants!

That
Would be
11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas
Would come down.....

Bring
Our
Troops home from Iraq to
Guard the Border.

When
They
Catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a
Canteen, rifle
And some ammo and ship him to Iraq ..

Tell
Him if he
Wants to come to America then
He must serve a tour in the military....

Give
Him a
Soldier's' pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After
His
Tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended
This
Country.....

He
Will also
Be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

This
Option
Will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a
Solution for the
Troops in Iraq and
The aliens trying to make a better life for themselves..
....



If
They refuse
To serve, ship them to Iraq
Anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem

Solved.....


If
You
Think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it
To your
Friends.

orangebarius

hahahah george carlin is the man.

GRUNTS2K

quickshifting

george carlin owns EVERY COMEDIAN to ever live

Datsun350Z

Will this be the dawning of a new age of warfare?

Riding Lawnmower Dogfights?

orangebarius

ok so i was just looking up info on the george carlin show that used to be on tv and found out you can watch them online.

http://video.aol.com/video-category/george...lin-show/103171


awesome.

GPMike

I can see it now....terrorizing Iraqis with weed whackers at 7am in the morning......BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ridersoftoob

nice, lol

s2knauer