Weird guy at 5 Guys!
10-20-2008, 05:00 PM
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Weird guy at 5 Guys!
So me and my buddy drive up to 5 Guys in Mystic and as we're walking to the car i notice this guy walking towards me. i dont think too much of it he's probably walking to the car next to us. But no the guys walks right up to me and asks me "Hey can you do me a favor? can you get a cigarette out of my shirt pocket and light it for me since i cant use my hands" so im like WTF? 
so i look at his hands and i see they have some kind of cast. so i think ok w/e. so i pull his box of cancer-sticks and held it till he grabbed it with his mouth and then lit it. No all the while i told my buddy to keep an eye it because any wrong move and i was gonna hit the guy. (i mean seriously what would you do?)
so the guy takes his cig and turns around and leaves. and as we left the lot i kept looking at him to see if he would move his arms or even his hand. but nothing. so i guess the guy really couldnt them.
so i look at his hands and i see they have some kind of cast. so i think ok w/e. so i pull his box of cancer-sticks and held it till he grabbed it with his mouth and then lit it. No all the while i told my buddy to keep an eye it because any wrong move and i was gonna hit the guy. (i mean seriously what would you do?)
so the guy takes his cig and turns around and leaves. and as we left the lot i kept looking at him to see if he would move his arms or even his hand. but nothing. so i guess the guy really couldnt them.
10-20-2008, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Oct 20 2008, 09:12 PM
think of how he feels having to ask someone to light his butts for him! least he didnt ask for any help with his other butt 
10-20-2008, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by LazyProfessor,Oct 20 2008, 05:13 PM
If he can't light butts how does he wipe butts?? Luis - did he stink?? You were pretty close to him.
10-20-2008, 06:10 PM
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He can't move his arms or hands? So what does he do, puff on the cigarette until it goes out and falls out of his mouth? 
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10-20-2008, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Lainey,Oct 20 2008, 06:10 PM
He can't move his arms or hands? So what does he do, puff on the cigarette until it goes out and falls out of his mouth?
10-20-2008, 06:41 PM
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Hey, that was me. I just took up smoking and I didn't want my wife to smell smoke on my hands, so put on fake casts and ask people to light my cancer sticks. Thanks for the help!
10-20-2008, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Legal Bill,Oct 20 2008, 06:41 PM
Hey, that was me. I just took up smoking and I didn't want my wife to smell smoke on my hands, so put on fake casts and ask people to light my cancer sticks. Thanks for the help!