Legal Bill

So, those of us in NES2KO and the RGCC take a lot of shots around here, but CLEARLY the most elite, snobby and exclusive group is the Secret Meet Club. I have nothing against the existance of private clubs within the group, but I'm just tired of my clubs taking all the shots when the Secret Meet club is way worse. They don't even tell us who the members are. We don't know how to become members. We don't know when they have meets. We don't know what their by-laws are.

Occasionaly, they will invite the rest of us to one of their secret meets, usually at the last minute. Even then, we cannot be sure who the members of the secret meet club are, and who the people are who are just attending becuase they wanted to be with their friends.

Whatever people say about the RGCC , at least we are out in the open. The next time you want to attack a sub-group, I say you should question the Secret Meet club!!!


My ongoing investigation has revealed the following members of the Secret Meet Club and their positions in the organization.

Steve: Ring leader

Lainey: Double agent

Thomas and Sveta: Sleeper cell

Eric: Underpaid Lackey and technical coordinator

Eric's Wendell's +1: New Recruit

Bruce: Reluctant member

Lynda: Z car representative.

Jeff: Minister of misdirection.

Lazy Prof: Duped pawn

People of New England, the SMC communicates by secret e-mail!!!!

The SMC speaks in code. Please not the following code words and provide any information regarding thier meaning on this thread.

Cookies

Cake

Butta

Refuted

Cowboy

Tadashi

I'm crushed - I wanted to be a member I guess only the cool kids are allowed in.

Bass

me too!! i wish i was "IN"

and who has the "bylaws" for this club as i hope one doesn't say you need an s2k

Legal Bill

I'm pretty sure Steve is the president of the SMC.

Lainey

It goes like this....someone says, I'm going to _______ for dinner. Someone else decides to join in, then a few other people join in. I make cookies. Thomas and Sveta hear about it and join in...then someone calls Bill, and says, "Hey are you in town?"

Membership is a secret, anyone who shows up for dinner is in the secret meet club, however membership is only good for one evening.

Actually, the whole meet planning is a secret, no one really knows who does what.

LazyProfessor

I think if you have the personal number of more than say 12 owners NES2KO members then you are probably in the club...

Lainey

As in personal phone numbers? I don't think that's it. Bass regularly posts his cell phone number on line. The whole world knows how to find Bass, among others. Bass is hoping someone HAWT finds him, and he won't keep it a secret.

Tadashi

Damn, I only have 8 -- I know what I'M doing at the next meet!!!

boltonblue

Bill,
have you noticed they often post hints at the secret meetings in public?
I think it is in some secret code. they must be some sort of damn terrorist organization right here on our bulletin board.

my god we've got a sleeper cell right here....

Legal Bill

Yup.

And at least two of the ring leaders are posting on this thread like they don't know what we are talking about. This goes deeper than I thought.