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05-16-2007, 04:02 PM
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Hey Bass
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change
a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and
standing on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country. And after all is said
and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to
change the light bulb.
a light bulb?
Answer: TEN.
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for
a new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor and
standing on a step ladder, under the banner "Bulb Accomplished";
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how
Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time;
8. Another one to viciously smear # 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between
screwing in a light bulb and screwing the country. And after all is said
and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to
change the light bulb.
05-16-2007, 04:21 PM
#2
yup that's YOUR president
05-16-2007, 07:29 PM
#7
Originally Posted by PAS2KNut,May 16 2007, 10:17 PM
I can't wait for the other Clinton to be president. 