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02-27-2008, 10:58 AM
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This is giving me a great idea:
The official Noreaster NAVY tour!!!
Day will start with a drive over to the historic Battleship cove for a tour on the USS Massachusetts and the USS Kennedy.
After that, the "shore leave" portion will begin.
First, a ride over to a local tattoo parlor for a Navy tattoo. Pin-up style women, battleships on the chest or anchors will be tatted on all who participate. No sailor worth his salt goes without a Navy tattoo!!
Then, off to a local strip club, proudly displaying our freshly bandaged and still shiney new tattoos with rolled up sleeves.
Finally, we will slide over to a favorite bar and all get $h1t faced like real sailors. We will drink till we puke, lose all our money and be carried back to the ship (or hotel as it were in this case
)
The next day. we will all wake up with a venarial disease of unknown origins and go to work at 6am, not missing a beat.
There, how does my "day in the life of a real sailor" tour sound?
The official Noreaster NAVY tour!!!
Day will start with a drive over to the historic Battleship cove for a tour on the USS Massachusetts and the USS Kennedy.
After that, the "shore leave" portion will begin.
First, a ride over to a local tattoo parlor for a Navy tattoo. Pin-up style women, battleships on the chest or anchors will be tatted on all who participate. No sailor worth his salt goes without a Navy tattoo!!
Then, off to a local strip club, proudly displaying our freshly bandaged and still shiney new tattoos with rolled up sleeves.
Finally, we will slide over to a favorite bar and all get $h1t faced like real sailors. We will drink till we puke, lose all our money and be carried back to the ship (or hotel as it were in this case
)The next day. we will all wake up with a venarial disease of unknown origins and go to work at 6am, not missing a beat.
There, how does my "day in the life of a real sailor" tour sound?
02-27-2008, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by sireousrex,Feb 27 2008, 11:58 AM
This is giving me a great idea:
The official Noreaster NAVY tour!!!
Day will start with a drive over to the historic Battleship cove for a tour on the USS Massachusetts and the USS Kennedy.
After that, the "shore leave" portion will begin.
First, a ride over to a local tattoo parlor for a Navy tattoo. Pin-up style women, battleships on the chest or anchors will be tatted on all who participate. No sailor worth his salt goes without a Navy tattoo!!
Finally, we will slide over to a favorite bar and all get $h1t faced like real sailors. We will drink till we puke, lose all our money and be carried back to the ship (or hotel as it were in this case )
The next day. we will all wake up with a venarial disease of unknown origins and go to work at 6am, not missing a beat.
There, how does my "day in the life of a real sailor" tour sound?
The official Noreaster NAVY tour!!!
Day will start with a drive over to the historic Battleship cove for a tour on the USS Massachusetts and the USS Kennedy.
After that, the "shore leave" portion will begin.
First, a ride over to a local tattoo parlor for a Navy tattoo. Pin-up style women, battleships on the chest or anchors will be tatted on all who participate. No sailor worth his salt goes without a Navy tattoo!!
Finally, we will slide over to a favorite bar and all get $h1t faced like real sailors. We will drink till we puke, lose all our money and be carried back to the ship (or hotel as it were in this case
)The next day. we will all wake up with a venarial disease of unknown origins and go to work at 6am, not missing a beat.
There, how does my "day in the life of a real sailor" tour sound?
Hit on EVERY woman who walks in with a P & P.
and
Find the young women in the area and convince them to marry us.
02-27-2008, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by LazyProfessor,Feb 27 2008, 03:02 PM
We cant forget to cause trouble at the local bar.
Hit on EVERY woman who walks in with a P & P.
and
Find the young women in the area and convince them to marry us.
Hit on EVERY woman who walks in with a P & P.
and
Find the young women in the area and convince them to marry us.
You are officially appointed to the Official Navy tour committee.