Bass

Kelly was making a breakfast of fried eggs for Steve.
Suddenly steve bursts into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN
THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we
going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you
always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

Kelly stared at me. "What the hell is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

I calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

Lainey

1. I'd love to hear her reply........after all you probably scare the "you know what" out of her while driving the "S". Riding in the passenger seat of an "S" can be heart stopping! You just don't know what the driver will do next.

2. You should be thankful that she is willing to have breakfast (or anything else with you) after you can't even remember her name!

jcr9

that was sweet steve

The Hoth

Hmm....the three dates rule.......

You go Steve

Cubs2k

PokS2k

You're a real charmer.

YOD88